23 July 2011

Reasons to Believe Rob Ford is Superhuman

9. He has x-ray vision that sees through widespread police abuses
7. He can make $346 million disappear (on a conservative mandate)
6. He takes an average of sixty calls every day
5. He can alleviate traffic by compounding traffic
4. He can conjure a thirty year tradition out of thin air
3. He can simultaneously lose and gain $70 million
2. He can turn 107% into 1000%
1. He can turn $70 million into $700 million

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